scary

okay so I was chillin' like a villain in coffee bean, minding my own business like I usually do and I'm laughing at the funny things I see that is offered by the world wide web. And this dude comes up to me and sits with me and I was like "the fuck?"

he was tall, tanned, shaved head and shaved chin though you could see like stubs of facial hair. and he was smiling and was like "Hi, you on vacation?"
Me : uh no?
him : you're a student?
me : uh... yeah?
him : so you must be on vacation then, it's the holidays :)
me : ....right. but uh.. this isn't what i call- (okay wtf why are you trying to explain your definition of a vacation to a fucking stranger, stop talking loui)
him : hmm?
me : nothing. what?
him : (laughs) so uh... okay, you're a student. I'm a Spanish teacher you know.
me : oh cool?
him : yeah (laugh) I teach Spanish. You... alone?
me : um... (lie loui, lie! God will forgive you in this case) no, i'm actually waiting for me mom.
him : ah okay... so uh, I was watching you and I wanted to sit here and talk with you. *sleazy smile* is that okay?
me : uh.... nnnnno~
him : (laughs) yeah it's not common here right? I've been here for almost a year and a half now. people here are actually friendly, right?
me : i guess?
him : so.... how old are you?
me : (lie again, loui LIE) uhhhhhh.... sixteen.
him : *eyes me up and down* you're sixteen, that means you're under aged. I thought you were older.
me : i'm not~! ^^ i am sixteen.
him : okay.

and then he fucking gets up and leaves. like he wasn't even smiling anymore after i told him i was sixteen. motherfucking pervert. Spanish teacher? LOL i don't recall our local curriculum teaching spanish. he had this weird accent too.
scared the fuck out of me srsly.

and suddenly being of legal age feels like a burden.