January 06, 2012

taylor

taking a break from all that is K-related, let me dedicate a post to a celebrity crush I've had for quite some time now.
it all happened when I was a little girl, I watched The Adventures of Shark Boy & Lava Girl.
I hated lava girl, to be honest. Like oooh you're so nice~ with your pink hair, yeah you sure are a hero huh?

but Shark Boy was so cool and he looked ...not white and I was like "Who are you?? I like you!"
and he was so snarky as Shark Boy ^^ i like a little bit of bad boy element, maybe.

and then Shark Boy was then gone. and I don't know what happened to him but later, he was in Twilight. I was all in for the movie when it all began because I was a Twilight saga reader. And it was such a great thing that the books were going to be made into movies!

now, the vampires were depicted as the most beautiful, most stunning creatures on the face of this earth up to the extent where even their "smell invites you in". I thought the sparkling-under-sunlight part was kinda stupid; come on. Sparkle? Really Stephenie Meyer? LOL
and I was so upset when I first saw the cast for the Cullens. Especially Edward and Rosalie, I expected SO MUCH MORE. and Bella was just... idk, whatever. Then the werewolf boy Jacob was played by Taylor Lautner. and I'm like "OMG it's the shark boy!"

to be perfectly honest, Jacob was and is my favourite character in the entire saga (in terms of movies. and the books.) He was able to portray it so well too; it must suck being trapped in his misery of love over a girl who will never love him because she is blinded by the supposedly hot cold (oxymoron intended) rock that is Edward who fucking sparkles in the sun.

Taylor's so cute ^^ and the fact that he appeared shirtless in it so many times is just GOOD. I recall girls (and boys) scream/grunt/groan in unison whenever Jacob's clothes ripped when he shifted into the fluffy werewolf. I mean, it's not like he wants to rip clothes~ the script just told him to and he was just did it because it is his job. bless him and his career.

and then Abduction came out. I watched with a girl friend at the cinema and we both were just on the edge of our seats whenever he came onto the big screen. omg amazing~ and to think that a decade ago, that was Shark Boy...

i like his acting ^^ and the fact that he's not just another pretty white boy or and English boy with a "sexy accent" as media and society have perceived, is something refreshing. He is something else. He's so healthy and I haven't seen nor heard any negative news about him. Like, the worst thing I've heard of him doing is dating Taylor Swift and the thing ended so fast. And that's not even such a bad thing! Honestly didn't like them both together... Some people like him being with Selena Gomez. I'm just like "No. NO. That chick is dating that Justin bieber boy. And f they did broke up and she did decides to hook up with Taylor, ...hail NO."


someone uploaded this with the caption "so cute!!"
i BEG to differ. she's not cute :(
(not speaking out of jealousy, i just personally think he could do better keke)


someone captioned this with
"DAMN, is it so wrong that I want to fuck this?!"
i do not blame you, person. I don't.











hehe look!
i made a post about Taylor Lautner whose photoshoots are usually done with him shirtless, mind you. and believe me, I have come across countless of topless Taylor before making this post and it was ...well let's just say, I had the willpower to use pictures of him clothed in this post. and only ONE half naked picture of him and his glorious abs and massive muscular arms and all those veins on his hipbone and ...yeah. You get my fucking point.

For Shark Boy : i like you even though your hair sucks, don't use so much wax or hair gel next time. :) and beat Lava Girl up, she's annoying. You rule the ocean, Shark Boy!
For Jacob Black : dude, get over Bella. She belongs with that bloodsucker. It's kinda weird though, that you ended up imprinting on her daughter. That's just weird! Bella is your... stepmom. Edward's your stepdad. How do you live with yourself?
For Nathan Price : omg come live with me, I'll feed you and you can keep me warm during winter. (okay, so I live i Brunei. I'll turn the air-con on real low.) Your an bring your girl accomplice too I guess... If she is homeless.

and he has the prettiest set of teeth, don't you think?. who the hell is your dentist, Taylor? he/she is amazing!


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